Things I Find Fascinating: Books With Ridiculously Long Titles, Vol. 1

Don't let the "Vol. 1" part scare you. This is only going to be a two-parter. I just had too many good book titles to share to fit into one post, so I'm splitting it in half. How many of these, if any, have you read? Any suggestions (before or after I post "Vol. 2") of ones that I may have missed? Let me know.  ~  JH