Monday, June 10, 2013

What Morning Smells Like

My morning smells like...

...a thoroughly peed-in diaper after 7 hours of accumulation

...the wonderful scent of baby skin

...a potent mixture of regular cat food (gross!) and low-protein prescription cat food (even grosser!)

...a poopy litter box after 24 hours of accumulation

...orange-scented hand soap

...a steaming kettle of boiling water (yes, it does have a smell)

...two pitchers of freshly brewed tea

...a large cup of freshly brewed coffee

...Brown Sugar Cinnamon Pop Tarts heated up for precisely 22 seconds

...the vinegary smell of an unexpected baby poop

...baby wipes

....pear-scented hand soap

...Fructis organic shampoo

...Old Spice body wash

...oh-so-minty Colgate toothpaste

...Old Spice deodorant

...cheap hairspray

...freshly laundered clothes, albeit a little wrinkled

...a regrettable whiff of pollen


What does your morning smell like?

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