Fascinating Photos Of Famous Folks With Their Favorite Felines

Probably one of the most iconic

photos of Ray Bradbury is of him 

and his black cat and his digital 

watch. (Ray's, not the cat's.)

I see Paris. I see a cat.

And that's all I care

to say about that.

 Even the King of Rock 'n' Roll knew 

the best way to relax is with a cat 

draped lazily around your shoulders.

 Morgan Freeman. With a cat

on his head. Need I say more?

 I wonder if he calls her "Clarice"?

Frankly, my dear, I wish you'd put me down.

Is that a cat in your pocket, 

or are you just happy to see me?

A young Christina Ricci looking

very Wednesday Addams here.

 Steeeellllaaaa! You missed

the litter box again!

 Look at those two wild and crazy guys!

 It doesn't get any posher than this.

 Purrfection.

 George Clooney, a cat, and a

teddy bear walked into a bar...

 The name's Cat. Sean's Cat.

 In between writing masterpieces 

of American literature, Mark Twain

was stroking this fluffy cat. 

 Is that a cat or a baby panther?

Hey, Frank Zappa, shut 

up and pet yer kitty!

 After adopting this raven-furred beauty,

I'll bet he did the "Carlton Dance."

 The resemblance is uncanny!

 Are you purring at me? 

Are YOU purring at ME?

 I guess all the towels were dirty...

 The Man in Black with the Cat in Orange.

 Smells like Friskies.

Michael J. Cat

 Don't like my cat? Forget you. And forget her too.

  Me-YOW!

Michael Jackson, when he was still black.

And his cat was still orange.

 Cat, I am your father.

16 Things Joan Rivers Said That Made Me Laugh

"I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes, 

and six months later you have to start all over again!"

"I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw 

that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio."

"The first time I see a jogger smiling, I'll consider it."

"I've had so much plastic surgery, when I die 

they will donate my body to Tupperware."

"Every comedian is furious. Age makes me angry. 

I'm unhappy at not being able to open packages anymore. 

I'm angry that libraries have gone. I hate children on 

planes. I'm very shallow, so they tend to be little things. 

To be honest, I think I was probably angry the day 

I was born, you know, about diapers or something."

"I don't exercise. If God had wanted me to bend over, 

He would have put diamonds on the floor."

"My husband wanted to be cremated. I told him 

I'd scatter his ashes at Neiman Marcus 

– that way, I'd visit him every day."

"People say that money is not the key to happiness, 

but I always figured if you have enough money, 

you can have a key made."

"Thank God we're living in a country 

where the sky's the limit, the stores are open late, 

and you can shop in bed thanks to television."

"I have flabby thighs, but fortunately 

my stomach covers them."

"A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a

woman makes nineteen or twenty mistakes, she's a tramp."

"Never floss with a stranger."

"I was not an attractive child. When I didn't use my 

Girl Scouts uniform as a uniform, I used it as a tent."

"She doesn't understand the concept of Roman numerals. 

She thought we just fought in World War Eleven."

"Yeah, I read history. But it doesn't 

make you nice. Hitler read history, too."

AND THIS ONE PRETTY MUCH SUMS IT UP...

"I succeeded by saying what everyone else is thinking."