Wednesday, November 6, 2013

Roosevelt Quotes: Words Of Wisdom From Theodore And His Daughter, Alice


THEODORE ROOSEVELT

  
"Believe you can and you're halfway there."


"Far better is it to dare mighty things, 
to win glorious triumphs, even though 
checkered by failure…than to rank with 
those poor spirits who neither enjoy nor 
suffer much, because they live in a gray 
twilight that knows not victory nor defeat."


"Do what you can, with what
you have, where you are."


"In any moment of decision, the best thing 
you can do is the right thing, the next 
best thing is the wrong thing, and the
worst thing you can do is nothing."


"Nobody cares how much you know, 
until they know how much you care."


"Far and away the best prize 
that life has to offer is the chance
to work hard at work worth doing."


"A thorough knowledge of the Bible is 
worth more than a college education."


"Keep your eyes on the stars, 
and your feet on the ground."


"Speak softly and carry a big stick; you will go far."


"If you could kick the person in the pants 
responsible for most of your trouble, 
you wouldn't sit for a month."


"The things that will destroy America are: 
prosperity at any price, peace at any price, 
safety first instead of duty first, the love of 
soft living, and the get-rich-quick theory of life."


"I care not what others think of what 
I do, butI care very much about 
what I think I do! That is character!"


"The most important single ingredient 
in the formula of success is knowing 
how to get along with people."


"With self-discipline, 
almost anything is possible."


"To educate a man in mind and not in 
morals is to educate a menace to society."


"It is hard to fail, but it is worse 
never to have tried to succeed."


"No man is above the law and no man 
is below it: nor do we ask any man's 
permission when we ask him to obey it."


"Great thoughts speak only to the thoughtful 
mind, but great actions speak to all mankind."


"Old age is like everything else. 
To make a success of it, 
you've got to start young."


"The only man who never makes a mistake 
is the man who never does anything."


"Courtesy is as much of a gentleman as courage."


"Never throughout history has
a man who lived a life of ease
left a name worth remembering."


"No man is worth his salt who is not ready 
at all times to risk his well-being, to risk 
his body, to risk his life, in a great cause."


"I am part of everything that I have read."


"When you play, play hard; 
when you work, don't play at all."



ALICE ROOSEVELT LONGWORTH


"If you haven't got anything nice to say 
about anybody, come sit next to me."


"The secret of eternal youth 
is arrested development."


"He looks as though he's 
been weaned on a pickle."


"You can't make a soufflé rise twice."


"I have a simple philosophy. Fill what's empty.
Empty what's full. Scratch where it itches."

"Sweet" & "Sour" Songs

So, here's the thing…I recently posted a "Bitter" & "Sweet" opposites post, but I wasn't able to fit in all the "Sweet" songs I'd wanted to include within the self-allotted space. So…I decided (what a shocker!) to continue my seemingly infinite series of "Opposites" music posts with this one, affording myself the opportunity to get in those last few "Sweet" songs. Enjoy!  ~  JH



1)  Evanescence  ~  "Sweet Sacrifice"




2)  Stone Temple Pilots  ~  "Sour Girl"




3)  Gwen Stefani ft. Akon  ~  "The Sweet Escape"




4)  Carly Rae Jepsen ft. Josh Ramsay  ~  "Sour Candy"




5)  Keith Urban   ~  "Sweet Thing"




6)  Band Of Skulls  ~  "Sweet Sour"




7)  Macy Gray  ~  "Sweet Baby"




8)  The Slants  ~  "Sour Love"




9)  Norah Jones  ~  "Those Sweet Words"




10)  Portishead  ~  "Sour Times"




11)  Neil Diamond  ~  "Sweet Caroline"




12)  Takeaways  ~  "Sweet & Sour"




13)  Eurythmics  ~  "Sweet Dreams (Are Made Of This)"


Tuesday, November 5, 2013

More Funny Church Signs

I've posted funny church signs before, too, but not in a while. And, to the best of my knowledge, I haven't posted any of these particular signs. The worst part about these signs is that they all seem to be genuine. The best part about them is that they're extraordinarily funny. (In my opinion, at least.)  Have a laugh!  ~  JH



Why did you have to go and bring math into the equation?




Talk about keeping up with the times! How clever!




My guess is that the new "message" won't last quite as long.




That's probably true. And I'd probably deserve it.




Ooh, ooh, can you bless my lawnchair? It could use a pick-me-up.




Um...




I'm going to take a wild guess that this is not Chamillionaire's church.




Fortunately, He won't stop listening to you now that you are.




And polyester too. It's itchy and doesn't breathe well.




Drive 12 miles straight ahead. Do not pass "Go." Do not take Exit 157.




That's not saying much.




Whoa, Nelly!




It's churches like this that give Christians a bad name.




Ohhkay, why don't we switch the "T" and the "W"? Or
maybe the "F" and the "T"? Anything but that arrangement!




Psst, your vital signs are showing. And they're not good...




With Skittles? 'Cuz I love Skittles. And I'm feeling kinda munchy.




That's one way of putting it. There are nicer ways, though.




I hope this wasn't during Pastor Appreciation Month!




I'd have to check chapter and verse to verify it, but
I'm 99.99999999% certain that Jesus never said that!

Songs By Artists With Out-Of-This-World Names

So, I was listening to this song on the radio the other day, and the singer's name contained the name of a planet. Which got me thinking...what other artists/bands have outer-space-related names. As it turns out, I found quite a few. Enjoy?  ~  JH



1)  Freddie Mercury  ~  "The Great Pretender"




2)  Bruno Mars  ~  "When I Was Your Man"




3)  30 Seconds To Mars  ~  "The Kill (Bury Me)"




4)  Jupiter Rising  ~  "Electropop"




5)  Saturn  ~  "Kuch Nahin"  (a Pakistani hard rock band? – very cool!)




6)  Elephants From Neptune  ~  "Can't Come In"




7)  Empire Of The Sun  ~  "We Are The People"




8)  A Rocket To The Moon  ~  "Ever Enough"




9)  Walk The Moon  ~  "Anna Sun"




10)  Space  ~  "Female Of The Species"  (the 1990s English indie rock band)




11)  Space  ~  "Magic Fly"  (the 1970s French electronic music band)




12)  Galactic Cowboys  ~  "I'm Not Amused"




13)  Phantom Planet  ~  "California"




14)  Satellite  ~  "Say The Words"




15)  Bill Haley & His Comets  ~  "Hot Dog Buddy Buddy"




16)  The Asteroids Galaxy Tour  ~  "Major"




17)  Jefferson Starship  ~  "Nothing's Gonna Stop Us Now"




18)  UFO  ~  "Lights Out"