Saturday, November 17, 2012

Things You'll Never Hear Me Say

1)  Please pass the rutabagas!

2)  Hey DJ, play that Neil Sedaka song again!

3)  I never liked a woodchuck I didn't meet.

4)  Sure, I'd love to hang curtains with you!

5)  No, thanks, I'd rather walk to work.

6)  Am I on time again?

7)  Miley Cyrus, oh how I love you!

8)  Let's watch the Here Comes Honey Boo Boo marathon!

9)  My, how I love cleaning the litter box!

10)  The Justin Bieber concert tickets went on sale this morning, and I was first in line!

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