Don't fret! I'm not going to start dropping F-bombs to and fro. Instead, I'm going to fire off a flurry of words -- a few familiar and a few forgotten -- that all start with the letter "F" and that won't be frowned upon by your friends and family. Fabulous F-words. Fascinating F-words. Fashionable F-words. Favorable F-words. And if you think I'm frittering away a flock of F-words in this foreword, and that there will be too few left to file, you will fast find that you fancied foolishly. Here we flow...
1) FUNIPENDULOUS: Hanging by a rope or a cord. Use it in a sentence: "When he takes a shower, he always remembers to bring his funipendulous Gnome Soap On A Rope."
Well, that's kinda creepy...
2) FABIFORM: Shaped like a bean. Use it in a sentence: "Hey, wanna come swim in my pool? It's fabiform!"
Sure, sounds like fun...
3) FUGACIOUS: Inclined to run away or flee. Use it in a sentence: "The prisoner was denied bail, as he was deemed to be fugacious."
But he looks so trustworthy...
4) FABULIST: One who invents fables. Use it in a sentence: "Hans Christian Andersen was one of the greatest fabulists of all time."
He was also one of the ugliest...
5) FRUMENTARIOUS: Of, like, or pertaining to corn. Use it in a sentence: "My wife made corn pudding for Thanksgiving, and I found it to be extremely frumentarious."
This isn't hers. This is "stolen" from the Internet. My wife's corn
pudding was too tasty to photograph. By the time someone grabbed
a camera, the corn pudding would already have been in my stomach.
6) FARROW: To give birth to piglets. Use it in a sentence: "Hi-ho, Kermit The Frog here, reporting to you live from Old McDonald's farm, where my sweetie pie -- Miss Piggy -- has recently farrowed. Wahoo! I'm a daddy!"
7) FRITINIENCY: The noise of insects. Use it in a sentence: "Experiencing nightly fritiniency is a major plus about living in the country."
8) FECULENT: Covered with filth; filthy. Use it in a sentence: "No matter how often he bathed, the boy continued to appear as feculent as ever."
9) FOSSICK: To search by turning over earth or rock. Use it in a sentence: "I've been fossicking all day long and I still haven't found a single dead body."
10) FILIOPIETISTIC: Marked by excessive veneration of ancestors. Use it in a sentence: "Their filiopietistic culture disallowed them from appreciating their present families, causing much strife among their offspring."
They would make some weird-looking kids...
7) FRITINIENCY: The noise of insects. Use it in a sentence: "Experiencing nightly fritiniency is a major plus about living in the country."
8) FECULENT: Covered with filth; filthy. Use it in a sentence: "No matter how often he bathed, the boy continued to appear as feculent as ever."
Poor Pig-Pen...
9) FOSSICK: To search by turning over earth or rock. Use it in a sentence: "I've been fossicking all day long and I still haven't found a single dead body."
What kind of cemetery is this anyway?
10) FILIOPIETISTIC: Marked by excessive veneration of ancestors. Use it in a sentence: "Their filiopietistic culture disallowed them from appreciating their present families, causing much strife among their offspring."
interesting....keep up the gud work
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