"I got some new underwear the
other day. Well, new to me."
~ Emo Phillips, comedian
"No one has ever bought me underwear,
and I'm a little bummed about that.
Maybe it's not such a big deal anymore."
~ Sandra Bullock, actress
"Half the world does not know the
joys of wearing cotton underwear."
~ Phil Gramm, politician
"There are moments to indulge and
enjoy, but I always know when it's time
to go home and wash my knickers."
~ Kate Winslet, actress
"The truth is, I'd never seen a Cary Grant
film. Since then I have watched his stuff
and it's astounding, but I don't see any
similarity between us. Except for the
fact that I'm told he used to wear ladies'
underwear, which is something I also do."
~ Hugh Grant, actor
"I wanted to be the first woman to burn
her bra, but it would have taken the
fire department four days to put it out."
~ Dolly Parton, singer/actress
"From the cradle to the coffin,
underwear comes first."
~ Bertolt Brecht, poet
"I don't get sent anything strange,
like underwear. I get sent cookies."
~ Jennifer Aniston, actress
"This morning, when I put on my underwear, I could
hear the Fruit of the Loom guys laughing at me."
~ Rodney Dangerfield, comedian
"If I'm wearing a flower dress,
why do I have to wear underwear?"
~ Naomi Campbell, model
"I don't believe in the afterlife, though
I am bringing a change of underwear."
~ Woody Allen, actor/director
"I never thought I'd be in a position where
people would be talking about my sexuality
and saying how good I look in underwear."
~ Fiona Apple, singer/songwriter
"Power is not something that can be assumed
or discarded at will, like underwear."
~ John Kenneth Galbraith, economist
"I'm an addict for underwear."
~ Jennifer Ellison, actress
"I've had a grandmother stop me and ask me
if I know a good place to buy underwear."
~ Prince William, British royalty
"I love a man who can wear my underwear."
~ Yasmine Bleeth, actress
"On a two-week road trip, I know I can get
by better with no underwear than no laptop."
~ Curt Schilling, athlete
"Sexual underwear is tacky."
~ Izabella Scorupco, actress
"All that running around in my
underwear put money in my pockets."
~ Mark Wahlberg, actor
"I'm superstitious...but not like wear-the-
~ Kate Hudson, actress
"I just happen to have one of those skill sets
that allows me to work in my underwear."
~ Garry Trudeau, cartoonist
"Domesticity has to mean nesting.
Otherwise, six months go by, and you
don't know where your underwear is."
~ Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio, actress
"I see L.A. as a beautiful
blonde with dirty underwear."
~ David Boreanaz, actor
"My mother was always in those
films where it's the end of the world and
a meteor's about to hit London; there's only
six people left, and one of them's in purple
underwear. That was always my mother
running from this meteor in purple
underwear and spraining her ankle."
~ Paula Yates, television host
"I once had dinner with Madonna and I
wasn't nervous; but within about a minute
I found myself talking about underwear."
~ Randy Newman, singer/songwriter