Quotes About Underwear

"I got some new underwear the 

other day. Well, new to me."  

~  Emo Phillips, comedian

"No one has ever bought me underwear, 

and I'm a little bummed about that. 

Maybe it's not such a big deal anymore."  

~  Sandra Bullock, actress

"Half the world does not know the 

joys of wearing cotton underwear."  

~  Phil Gramm, politician

"There are moments to indulge and

enjoy, but I always know when it's time

to go home and wash my knickers."  

~  Kate Winslet, actress

"The truth is, I'd never seen a Cary Grant 

film. Since then I have watched his stuff 

and it's astounding, but I don't see any 

similarity between us. Except for the 

fact that I'm told he used to wear ladies' 

underwear, which is something I also do."  

~  Hugh Grant, actor

"I wanted to be the first woman to burn 

her bra, but it would have taken the 

fire department four days to put it out."  

~  Dolly Parton, singer/actress

"From the cradle to the coffin, 

underwear comes first."  

~  Bertolt Brecht, poet

"I don't get sent anything strange,

 like underwear. I get sent cookies."  

~  Jennifer Aniston, actress

"This morning, when I put on my underwear, I could 

hear the Fruit of the Loom guys laughing at me."  

~  Rodney Dangerfield, comedian

"If I'm wearing a flower dress, 

why do I have to wear underwear?"  

~  Naomi Campbell, model

"I don't believe in the afterlife, though 

I am bringing a change of underwear." 

~  Woody Allen, actor/director

"I never thought I'd be in a position where 

people would be talking about my sexuality

and saying how good I look in underwear."  

~  Fiona Apple, singer/songwriter

"Power is not something that can be assumed 

or discarded at will, like underwear." 

 ~  John Kenneth Galbraith, economist

"I'm an addict for underwear."  

~  Jennifer Ellison, actress

"I've had a grandmother stop me and ask me 

if I know a good place to buy underwear."  

~  Prince William, British royalty

"I love a man who can wear my underwear."  

~  Yasmine Bleeth, actress

"On a two-week road trip, I know I can get 

by better with no underwear than no laptop."  

~  Curt Schilling, athlete

"Sexual underwear is tacky."  

~  Izabella Scorupco, actress

"All that running around in my 

underwear put money in my pockets."  

~  Mark Wahlberg, actor

"I'm superstitious...but not like wear-the-

same-underwear-for-two-weeks superstitious."  

~  Kate Hudson, actress

"I just happen to have one of those skill sets 

that allows me to work in my underwear." 

~  Garry Trudeau, cartoonist

"Domesticity has to mean nesting. 

Otherwise, six months go by, and you 

don't know where your underwear is."  

~  Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio, actress

"I see L.A. as a beautiful 

blonde with dirty underwear."  

~  David Boreanaz, actor

"My mother was always in those 

films where it's the end of the world and 

a meteor's about to hit London; there's only 

six people left, and one of them's in purple 

underwear. That was always my mother

running from this meteor in purple 

underwear  and spraining her ankle."  

~  Paula Yates, television host

"I once had dinner with Madonna and I 

wasn't nervous; but within about a minute 

I found myself talking about underwear."  

~  Randy Newman, singer/songwriter