With tongue planted firmly in cheek, I humbly submit the following names for consideration to the royal parents as they seek a proper name for their newborn son...
1) MALCOLM
REASON: So that the child can be retroactively
referred to as "Malcolm In The Middleton."
2) BOZO
REASON: This would prove that the royals actually
do have a sense of humor, while simultaneously
validating the continued existence of clowns.
3) HUMPERDINCK
REASON: Because The Princess
Bride was a fantastic movie. 'Nuff said.
4) ELTON
REASON: In honor of Sir Elton John,
the reigning king of sappy pop music.
5) JUSTIN
REASON: To tick off all the Justin
Bieber haters, of which I am one.
6) FESTUS
REASON: Because it's a ridiculously horrible
name, and is therefore extremely underused.
7) TRACY
REASON: If the child decides to undergo
a sex change later in life, he won't have
to bother with changing his name.
8) ECNIRP
REASON: Because having a name that reads the same
way backwards as it does forwards would be AWESOME!
9) ALBERT-IN-A-CAN
REASON: Because some jokes never get old –
they never get better, but they still never get old.
10) SKIPPY
REASON: Because even royalty needs to
get picked on by their friends sometimes.
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