With tongue planted firmly in cheek, I humbly submit the following names for consideration to the royal parents as they seek a proper name for their newborn son...
REASON: So that the child can be retroactively
referred to as "Malcolm In The Middleton."
REASON: This would prove that the royals actually
do have a sense of humor, while simultaneously
validating the continued existence of clowns.
REASON: Because The Princess
Bride was a fantastic movie. 'Nuff said.
REASON: In honor of Sir Elton John,
the reigning king of sappy pop music.
REASON: To tick off all the Justin
Bieber haters, of which I am one.
REASON: Because it's a ridiculously horrible
name, and is therefore extremely underused.
REASON: If the child decides to undergo
a sex change later in life, he won't have
to bother with changing his name.
REASON: Because having a name that reads the same
way backwards as it does forwards would be AWESOME!
REASON: Because some jokes never get old –
they never get better, but they still never get old.
REASON: Because even royalty needs to
get picked on by their friends sometimes.