Here's what I found out...
1) I am not an NFL wide receiver for the Denver Broncos (and thereby future target for future Hall of Famer, Peyton Manning). This guy is...
Jason Hill, wide receiver |
I know this to be true, because me and this guy look nothing alike. Also, I was not born in San Francisco, California; I was born in Greenville, North Carolina. And I am 34 years old, not 27. So this can't be me.
2) I am not the designer of a revolutionary electric and plug-in hybrid/electric vehicle called the Aptera. This guy is...
Jason Hill and his Aptera |
I have to admire the space-age technology and design of this eco-friendly vehicle, but I can only admire it. I can't be proud of it, because I didn't design it. And I can't get one, because I couldn't afford it. Nope, this guy is definitely not me.
3) Though I am redheaded and have visited Minnesota, I am not an assistant professor in Bioproducts and Biosystems Engineering at the University of Minnesota. This guy is...
Jason Hill, with some plants |
Truthfully, I don't know the first thing about Bioproducts, or Biosystems, or even Engineering for that matter. And I didn't get my undergraduate degree in Biology at Harvard College, either. So this is most likely not me, either.
4) I am not the host of Chef Tips, one of YouTube's most popular cooking shows. This guy is...
Chef Jason Hill, food know-it-all |
It's all I can do to whip up a batch of spaghetti, an occasional Hamburger Helper, and maybe – on a good day – a sautéed chicken entree. Giving cooking tips on an online cooking show? Nope, not me.
5) I am not a photographer and English teacher in Japan. This guy is...
Jason Hill, photographer |
Although I do occasionally like to look up and to the left for no apparent reason, I am only an amateur photographer. And the closest I've ever gotten to teaching English is yelling at my Kindle to an author who can't hear me upon encountering a plethora of unconscionable grammatical and spelling errors. Also, I've never even visited Japan. So this can't be me, either.
6) I am not now – nor was I ever – the lead singer and guitarist for a (now-defunct) rock band called Louis XIV. This guy is/was...
Jason Hill (2nd from left) with members of Louis XIV |
While I do play the guitar a little bit and enjoy singing, I do not now – nor did I ever – live in Paris, France, where this band originally formed. Nor would I ever give any album I produced the inane title of Slick Dogs And Ponies. So, I'm pretty sure that this is also not me.
7) I am not the Associate Professor and Director of the Teaching Practicum at DePaul University. This guy is...
Jason Hill: ethicist, philosopher, and theorist |
I was not educated at Purdue University; it was East Carolina University for me. My areas of specialization are not ethics, social and political philosophy, or race theory. And while I am putting the finishing touches on two books currently, they are not titled The Cosmopolitan Social Contract or A Dictatorship Of Virtue: Global Norms In A Multicultural World. So, I will have to keep looking for myself, because this is certainly not me either.
8) I am not a film and television actor whose resume includes guest spots on series such as Breaking Bad, Into The West, and The Witching Hour. This guy is...
Jason Hill, working actor |
While I am a bit of an amateur actor (mostly at church and once in community theater), I have never appeared in any film or television show. Mostly, this is because no one would want me to. I am not photogenic. So this person also cannot be me.
9) I am not a PGA golfer and winner of the 2001 Steamtown Classic. This guy is...
Jason Hill, still gloating about that one win 11 years ago |
For one, I don't even like golf. I don't like to watch it, and the one time I played it, I also didn't find it to be much fun. Besides that, I don't know where Steamtown is, or what makes it "classic." So I can only conclude that this fellow is also not me.
10) I am a blogger and advertising copy writer/editor. I do have red hair and a beard. This guy....
Jason Hill, blogger |
...could quite possibly be me. Let's see, what does it say about him? "I'm not who I am. I'm not who I seem." Hmm, maybe I've made a mistake. "I'm somebody else." Yes, I've definitely made a mistake. Reading on... "Who am I really?" Huh, even he doesn't know who he is. Well, I guess I'll keep looking....
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