1) Swedish House Mafia ft. John Martin ~ "Don't You Worry Child" (I'll worry if I feel like it. And I do feel like worrying. So there! And BTW, I'm not a child.)
2) No Doubt ~ "Don't Speak" (You just try and shut me up, lady!)
3) Michael Jackson ~ "Don't Stop 'Til You Get Enough" (I'll stop whenever I feel like it, thank you very much!)
4) Nicole Scherzinger ~ "Don't Hold Your Breath" (You're lucky that I wasn't planning on it – a person could turn blue doing that.)
5) Guns N' Roses ~ "Don't Cry" (Give me a break. I already don't cry!)
6) Gabrielle Aplin ~ "Please Don't Say You Love Me" (Can I at least say I love your voice? Sorry, my snark ran out on this one.)
7) Tom Petty And The Heartbreakers ~ "Don't Come Around Here No More" (I'll come around here whenever the notion strikes me, ya weirdo!)
8) P!nk ~ "Don't Let Me Get Me" (Oh, I couldn't stop you anyway.)
9) Lecrae ft. Cam ~ "Don't Waste Your Life" (Okay, that's some advice I don't mind taking.)
10) Olivia Newton-John ~ "Don't Cry For Me Argentina" (Is it bad that I sing this song to my kid when he's crying for irrational reasons? Seriously, that wasn't a rhetorical question.)
11) Kenny Chesney ~ "Don't Blink" (Too late. I just did.)
12) Madonna ~ "Don't Tell Me" (Who's gonna stop me? You've probably heard it all before anyway.)
13) Blake Shelton ~ "Don't Make Me" (I wouldn't even try it. That's God's job.)
14) Thelma Houston ~ "Don't Leave Me This Way" (Okay, I'll muss up your hair a bit, then I'll leave.)
15) Blackstreet ~ "Don't Leave Me" (Tough noogies, I ain't stayin'!)
16) The Band Perry ~ "Don't Let Me Be Lonely" (That's what Match.com is for, isn't it?)
17) The Police ~ "Don't Stand So Close To Me" (No problem there, fella. You have body odor.)
18) Amy MacDonald ~ "Don't Tell Me That It's Over" (Okay, I won't tell you. But it is.)
19) Creed ~ "Don't Stop Dancing" (Fuhgeddaboutit – as long as there's a beat, I'm dancing! At least, in my head I am.)
20) Liz Lawrence ~ "Don't You Dare" (While I previously had no intentions of daring, now I can think of nothing that I want to do more. Than to dare.)
BONUS TRACK: Journey ~ "Don't Stop Believin'" (And the Kings of Bossiness are...Journey!)
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