Monday, July 29, 2013

Songs By "Big" & "Little" Artists

Because I apparently have an infinite amount of unreasonably strange ideas, what follows is a collection of songs by bands or artists with the words "Big" or "Little" (or both) in their names. I'm sure you've heard of more than a few of these. If not, consider yourself officially exposed. Enjoy!  ~  JH




1)  Mr. Big  ~  "To Be With You"



2)  Little Mix  ~  "Wings"



3)  Little Big Town  ~  "Tornado"  (the aforementioned "or both" band)



4)  Little Richard  ~  "Tutti Frutti"



5)  Big Daddy Weave  ~  "Redeemed"



6)  Little Texas  ~  "What Might Have Been"



7)  Big & Rich  ~  "Lost In This Moment"



8)  Little Eva  ~  "The Locomotion"



9)  Reel Big Fish  ~  "Sell Out"



10)  Little River Band  ~  "Reminiscing"



11)  Big Brother And The Holding Company  ~  "Summertime / I Need A Man To Love"  (aka Janis Joplin's band)



12)  Little Boots  ~  "Remedy"



13)  Big Daddy Kane  ~  "Smooth Operator"



14)  Little Anthony & The Imperials  ~  "Tears On My Pillow"



15)  Big Bad Voodoo Daddy  ~  "Mr. Pinstripe Suit"



16)  Little Dragon  ~  "Sunshine"



17)  Big Country  ~  "In A Big Country"  (from the files of the Department of Redundancy Department)



18)  Little Feat  ~  "Dixie Chicken"



19)  Big Head Todd & The Monsters  ~  "Bittersweet"



20)  Little Hurricane  ~  "Haunted Heart"

Wednesday, July 24, 2013

Songs With Articles Of Clothing In The Titles

Here goes another dumb idea I had recently. Good songs, though, for the most part. Enjoy?  ~  JH



1)  Kings & Conmen  ~  "Tinfoil Hat"



2)  the Summer Januaries  ~  "I Like Your Hat"



3)  FLASH/LIGHTS  ~  "Scarves"



4)  Charlene Kaye ft. Darren Criss (of Glee)  ~  "Dress And Tie"



5)  Justin Timberlake ft. Jay-Z  ~  "Suit & Tie"



6)  Willow  ~  "Sweater"



7)  The Material  ~  "Life Vest"



8)  Foxes  ~  "White Coats"



9)  Blitzen Trapper  ~  "Girl In A Coat"



10)  Cake  ~  "Short Skirt/Long Jacket"



11)  Jenna Rose ft. Baby Triggy  ~  "My Jeans"  (This song is an exception to the "good songs" rule – it's awful! But it's so awful that it's entertaining!)



12)  Mara Hruby  ~  "The Panties"  (Honestly, I can't figure out where this song gets its title – panties are neither seen nor mentioned at any point during the video)



13)  DEV  ~  "Dancing Shoes"



14)  Dido  ~  "Sand In My Shoes"



15)  Elvis Presley  ~  "Blue Suede Shoes"



16)  George Jones  ~  "Who's Gonna Fill Their Shoes?"  (Indeed, who's going to fill George Jones' shoes? I'm not sure anyone can!)

Interesting Quotes By Notable Rhode Islanders



"Even a fool knows you can't touch the stars, 
but it won't keep the wise from trying." 
 ~  Harry Anderson, actor



"Life has all sorts of hills and valleys,
and sometimes you don't end up doing
what you had your heart set out on,
but sometimes that's even better!"
~  Ruth Buzzi, actress



"In society, one doesn't tell the truth,
one tells the exact opposite."
~  Nelson Eddy, musician



"A year or so ago, I went through 
all the people in my life and asked 
myself: Does this person inspire me, 
genuinely love me, and support me 
unconditionally? I wanted nothing
but positive influences in my life."
~  Mena Suvari, actress



"I don't care what you say about me,
as long as you say something about me,
and as long as you spell my name right."
~  George M. Cohan, actor



"Before you can make good music, you just have to
shut up. Then the music can say what it has to say."
~  Kristin Hersh, musician



"Toil without song is like a weary
 journey without an end."
~  H. P. Lovecraft, writer



"I don't know why I started writing.
I don't know why anybody does 
it. Maybe they're bored, or 
failures at something else."
~  Cormac McCarthy, writer



"I can't say that I make anything up.
I think of myself as a collage artist.
I'm cutting and pasting memories 
of my life. And I say, I have to live 
a life in order to tell a life."
~  Spalding Gray, actor



"What a business is this of a portrait 
painter! You bring him a potato and 
expect he will paint you a peach."
~  Gilbert Stuart, artist



"America must raise an empire of permanent
duration, supported upon the grand 
pillars of Truth, Freedom, and Religion, 
encouraged by the smiles of Justice and 
defended by her own patriotic sons."
~  Nathanael Greene, army general



"Sometimes it is necessary to 
re-teach a thing its loveliness."
~  Galway Kinnell, poet

Tuesday, July 23, 2013

Songs With Greetings In The Titles

Yes, I'm at it again. But this may be my best random collection of songs yet! Each song in this particular list contains a greeting in the title, whether that be "Hey, "Hello," or "Hi." There are some truly timeless songs by classic artists here, as well as some great modern songs that I've thrown in for good measure. Enjoy!  ~  JH




1)  The Lumineers  ~  "Hey Ho"




2)  Lionel Richie  ~  "Hello"




3)  OutKast  ~  "Hey Ya!"




4)  The Doors  ~  "Hello, I Love You"




5)  Kip Moore  ~  "Hey Pretty Girl"




6)  Karmin  ~  "Hello"




7)  Filter  ~  "Hey Man, Nice Shot"




8)  The Beatles  ~  "Hello Goodbye"




9)  Train  ~  "Hey, Soul Sister"




10)  Conway Twitty  ~  "Hello Darlin'"




11)  Plain White T's  ~  "Hey There, Delilah"




12)  Neil Diamond  ~  "Hello Again"




13)  Mat Kearney  ~  "Hey Mama"




14)  Shontelle  ~  "Say Hello To Goodbye"




15)  The Beatles  ~  "Hey, Jude"  (Yes, twice in one post – so sue me!)




16)  Lady Antebellum  ~  "Hello World"




17)  Gin Blossoms  ~  "Hey Jealousy"




18)  Louis Armstrong  ~  "Hello, Dolly!"




19)  The Baseballs  ~  "Hello"




20)  The Mowgli's  ~  "Hi, Hey There, Hello"



10 Suggestions For Naming The Royal Baby


With tongue planted firmly in cheek, I humbly submit the following names for consideration to the royal parents as they seek a proper name for their newborn son...



1)  MALCOLM

REASON:  So that the child can be retroactively 
referred to as "Malcolm In The Middleton."



2)  BOZO

REASON:  This would prove that the royals actually 
do have a sense of humor, while simultaneously 
validating the continued existence of clowns.



3)  HUMPERDINCK

REASON:  Because The Princess 
Bride was a fantastic movie. 'Nuff said.



4)  ELTON

REASON:  In honor of Sir Elton John, 
the reigning king of sappy pop music.



5)  JUSTIN

REASON:  To tick off all the Justin 
Bieber haters, of which I am one.



6)  FESTUS

REASON:  Because it's a ridiculously horrible
name, and is therefore extremely underused.



7)  TRACY

REASON:  If the child decides to undergo 
a sex change later in life, he won't have 
to bother with changing his name.



8)  ECNIRP

REASON:  Because having a name that reads the same 
way backwards as it does forwards would be AWESOME!



9)  ALBERT-IN-A-CAN

REASON:  Because some jokes never get old – 
they never get better, but they still never get old.



10)  SKIPPY

REASON:  Because even royalty needs to 
get picked on by their friends sometimes.