Things I Find Fascinating: Words You Can Make Using Letters From The Words "Amendment One"

DISCLAIMER:  This is not a political rant for or against the amendment which is being voted upon today in North Carolina. If you see significance in any of the words I've chosen to form using the letters from "Amendment One," it is likely only your imagination. If you still choose to think that I picked certain words on purpose, well then, you are certainly entitled to your opinion. ~ JPH


1)  Memento:  (a) An object or item that serves to remind one of a person, past event, etc.; keepsake; souvenir.  (b) Anything serving as a reminder or warning.
 

2)  Momenta:  Force or speed of movement; impetus, as of a physical object or course of events.

3)  Dement:  To make mad or insane.

4)  Moan:  To utter something inarticulately or pitifully, as if in lamentation.

5)  Atone:  (a) To make amends or reparation, as for an offense or a crime, or for an offender.  (b) To make up, as for errors or deficiencies.  (c) To become reconciled; agree.

6)  Demote:  To reduce to a lower grade, rank, class, or position.

7)  Demon:  (a) An evil spirit; devil or fiend.  (b) An evil passion or influence.  (c) A person considered extremely wicked, evil, or cruel.

8)  Demean:  To lower in dignity, honor, or standing; debase.

9)  Mate:  noun  (a) Husband or wife; spouse.  (b) One of a pair.  (c) A counterpart.  (d) An associate; fellow worker; comrade; partner.  verb  (a) To join as a mate or as mates.  (b) To match or marry.  (c) To join, fit, or associate suitably.

10)  Amend:  (a) To alter, modify, rephrase, or add to or subtract from (a motion, bill, constitution, etc.) by formal procedure.  (b) To change for the better; improve.  (c) To remove or correct faults in; rectify.

11)  Mean:  (a) Offensive, selfish, or unaccommodating; nasty; malicious.  (b) Small-minded or ignoble.  (c) Inferior in grade, quality, or character.  (d) Low in status, rank, or dignity.

12)  Name:  (a) A word or a combination of words by which a person, place, or thing, a body or class, or any object of thought is designated, called, or known.  (b) An appellation, title, or epithet, applied descriptively, in honor, abuse, etc.  (c) A reputation of a particular kind given by common opinion.

13)  Amen:  It is so; so be it (used after a prayer, creed, or other formal statement to express solemn ratification or agreement).

14)  Damn:  (a) To declare something to be bad, unfit, invalid, or illegal.  (b) To bring condemnation upon; ruin.  (c) To doom to eternal punishment or condemn to hell.

15)  Mend:  (a) To make (something broken, worn, torn, or otherwise damaged) whole, sound, or usable by repairing.  (b) To remove or correct defects or errors in.  (c) To set right; make better; improve.

16)  Ammo:  (a) The material fired, scattered, dropped, or detonated from any weapon.  (b)  Any material, means, weapons, etc., used in any conflict.  (c)  Information, advice, or supplies to help defend or attack a viewpoint, argument, or claim.

17)  Deem:  (a) To form or have an opinion; judge; think.  (b) To hold as an opinion; think; regard.

18)  Tend:  (a) To be disposed or inclined in action, operation, or effect to do something.  (b) To be disposed toward an idea, emotion, way of thinking, etc.  (c)  To be inclined to or have a tendency toward a particular quality, state, or degree.  (d)  To lead or be directed in a particular direction.

19)  Ado:  A great deal of fuss and noise; a considerable emotional upset; to-do; commotion; stir; tumult; flurry.

20)  One:  (a) Being or amounting to a single unit or individual or entire thing, item, or object rather than two or more; a single.  (b) Being a person, thing, or individual instance or member of a number, kind, group, or category indicated.  (c) Existing, acting, or considered as a single unit, entity, or individual.  (d) In a state of agreement; of one opinion; united in thought or feeling.

Poems For Your Perusal: More Alpha Poetry

After my own heart
Stops beating
None of this will matter.
Decisions that seem
So monumental now
Will crumble
In a moment.


Bite the bullet, and
Do what you must.
Dreading it doesn't
Make it happen.
Putting it off only
Delays the inevitable.
You may hate it now
But you'll thank yourself later.


Cast the first stone of blame
At your own feet. You think
Because it hasn't happened to you
That it can't, and it never will.
Be careful what you prophesy
You could very well be next.


Decent people win by being decent.
They get ahead through perseverance
Never giving in, and standing by convictions.
What world am I talking about again?
That's alright. Who needs to win anyway?


Every time I think about you
I think about myself
And how close I came
To becoming like you.
Whew, that was close!


Faster than you've ever seen
He runs in one place
Harder and harder he pushes
And yet he hasn't moved.
Pity.


Getting what you want
Can be a blessing
Or a curse.
Getting what you need
Can make you
Complacent.
Ever wanting
Ever hungry
Ever trying
Maybe that's better?


Hope to see you again soon.
But what you really mean
Is that you don't expect
To ever see me again.
You hope not to, because
If you did, you'd have
To face the fact
That I was right
And you were wrong
And that's more than
You're willing to own.


If you walked in my shoes
For just a moment
You'd feel the pain
The cramped tightness
The worn-out soul
And you'd wonder
Why they always
Come untied.


Just like always
We gather here
To watch the two
Be joined as one.
And we rejoice
And we clap
And we cry
And we shower
Them with gifts
And we pray
That it lasts
As ours has.


Kindly take your hands
Off me. You don't have
The right to own me
Body, heart, or soul.
I will not be mastered
By you, or anyone else.
I know what is right
And I will honor it.


Let's just agree to disagree.
You see things a certain way
And I see them another.
We'll never be able to
Convince each other
That one of us is wrong.
It doesn't make it right
It just means we don't fight.


Most of the time
When I sit down to write
I have a thousand thoughts
Running through my head
At once. Today's no different.
Some days I can actually
Make sense of these thoughts.
Today's the exception.


Never too late to start again
An old dog learns new tricks
As good as anyone else does.
The lie that age dulls you
Or stupefies is just a myth.
Don't be fooled by fools.


Only those you want to keep
Deserve the care you think they need.
The ones you love is who I mean
What did you think I was
Talking about -- teeth?


Please, for the sake
Of all that is holy
Stop that infernal whistling!
You're not a dwarf
This isn't Fairyland
Work isn't supposed
To make you Happy.


Quickly realizing that
No matter what I do
No matter what I say
No matter what's the matter
Complaining doesn't help.


Rising above his circumstances
He looks down to see from whence
He rose. Things look so different
From up here. More manageable.


So sorry, but that's the way it is
If you wanted a better outcome
You should have cared enough
To do something, anything
To make it happen. Your loss.


Trailing by at least a dozen
Always playing catch-up
How did we get this far behind?
And when did we run out
Of time-outs? I cry foul!


Unless they come to a better understanding
It's likely that their ever after
Will not end happily. What a shame!
I was just getting sucked into the story.


Vanquishing foes left and right
And never stopping to take a breath
He soon loses focus, stumbles
Is caught off-guard, and loses his head.
Literally. Apparently violence is the answer.


Weak-kneed wanderer limps toward home
And finds that nothing's changed.
The past is still the present.
He swears there was something
Worth missing in the interim
But finding he was wrong
Decides that he prefers the road.


X generation kids having their own
Grunge is a thing of the past.
All that good flannel just going to waste
Should've known it wouldn't last.


Yes, it's true
I lost control
Ate too much
And I feel terrible.
Yes, I regret it.
Well, at least
I regret the way I feel.
I'll remember this
For next time.


Zip your lip!
Restrain yourself!
I know what you're thinking.
The whole world knows
What you're thinking.
But saying it will only
Make things much worse.
Just don't.

They're Just Doing Their Jobs!

1)  Fast-Food Workers:  Chances are, they're making much less money than you are, and they most likely have to deal with a lot more of the public than you do every day -- the good, the bad, and the ugly. If they're a little grumpy, there's probably a good reason for it. Maybe they just got cursed at because their burger has pickles when they specifically said "No pickles." Maybe the fries are cold -- they didn't make the fries, it's not their fault. Cut them some slack!

2)  IRS Auditors:  If you should ever be so "fortunate" as to have to undergo an IRS audit, don't take it out on the poor guy or lady conducting the audit. It is not a personal vendetta against you. They know you; they're not out to destroy your life. They're just doing what they get paid to do.

3)  Referees/Umpires/Other Sporting Officials:  A sporting official's job is to call it as they see it. Most of the time they get it right. Sometimes they get it wrong. This does not make them terrible people. It makes them human. Have a little understanding, and let them be human. You'd probably be hard-pressed to do as well yourself.

4)  Police/Law Enforcement:  Too many people either fear or hate "cops." In most cases, this is fear and hatred that's unfounded. Granted, there's a small minority of individuals in the law enforcement community who have abused their power and given good reason for people to hate them. But this is not the norm. Chances are, if you're afraid of the cops , it's because you're doing something wrong and you don't want to get caught. If you're not doing anything wrong, you don't have anything to worry about.

5)  Lawyers:  This is another case where a few bad ones give the multitude of good ones a bad name. I fully realize that, like some of the jobs on this list, lawyers are typically well-paid for their work. But that shouldn't give us the right to hate them for it. While it's often perceived to be one of the "glamor jobs", lawyers do a lot of drudge work that most of us wouldn't want to do, no matter what we were getting paid for it. It's not all Law And Order and Matlock. A lot of it is dull and solitary work. A good lawyer earns the money he or she makes. Don't take it out on a few of them who rake in the cash as a reward for their dishonesty.

6)  Car Salesmen:  Confession -- I am among the legion of folks who dislike car salesmen. And yet, I know several of them personally. Buying or selling a car is a very important decision. One that I would prefer to make for myself. But a car salesman's job is to steer you in the direction that he or she would like you to go. To sell you that car that's been languishing on the lot for far too long. The newer, more expensive one that just arrived -- that will get him or her a bigger commission. In truth, car salesmen are no different than any other kind of salesmen, whether it be the computer salesman at Best Buy, the furniture saleslady at Badcock's, or what have you. The guy wants to sell you a car, not to make you second-guess your (or his or her) decision for the next four or five years, but because he or she wants to get paid this week. They are trying to put food on the table just like anyone else. And with all that has gone down in the automotive industry in the past few years, it's getting harder and harder for them to do their jobs, which is selling. I'm preaching to myself here as much as anybody, but here goes: Give them a break. And I'll try to, too.

7)  Auto Mechanics:  Like other jobs on this list, auto mechanics' reputations in general have been sullied by the ones (admittedly, more than just a small minority of them) who are dishonest, unethical, and downright cheats! I, like you probably have been at some point, have been burned on more than one occasion by dastardly auto mechanics who told me I needed something that I probably didn't need, paid them an exorbitant amount of money to fix the problem, only to find that it was actually another problem all along, one "amazingly" not related at all to the one I've already paid for. While there are a lot of dishonest auto mechanics out there, and I may continue to naturally distrust them in general, I do realize that there are many, many honest auto mechanics out there who work hard, do a good job (much better than I could ever do!), and can and should be trusted. I have a guy who does my car repairs now that I trust is among that latter group.

8)  Busboys (or Busgirls):  I held this job throughout my college years at a local seafood restaurant, not because I wanted to, but because it was a steady job and the hours were always at night (and all my classes were during the day). The pay was lousy, the work was thankless (except for the occasional "thank you" from the nicer waitresses who appreciated that we were doing all we could to get their tables ready for another group of guests), and no, we did not get tips. After hours, we effectively became the janitors of the place (another thankless job!), having to sweep, mop, and wipe down everything in the dining room areas.

9)  Truck Drivers:  Being away from home and family for long stretches of time. Being on the job 24/7 but only getting paid by the number of miles that you drive. Being cursed at, given the finger, or conversely, begged upon by minivans full of kids to honk the horn when you're just trying to do your job. Sound like fun to you? Not to me, either. But without these guys and ladies, the shelves of our favorite stores would be empty; our restaurants would close down for lack of food to serve; that birthday gift you ordered for your brother online would never arrive. Without truck drivers, we wouldn't have most of the things we enjoy everyday. Think about that next time you grumble because that 18-wheeler won't get out of your way so you can get to the nearest Starbucks for your morning cup of Joe (which was probably delivered by a truck driver not that long ago).

10)  Call Center Reps/Customer Service Reps/Telemarketers:  Many people don't choose to do these jobs. Often, desperation forces them to take them because no one else will. These jobs often don't pay very well, especially as compared to the stress level that's involved in performing them well. But somebody's got to do it, right? Call center and customer service reps and telemarketers probably take more crap than anybody else, especially since the anonymity of being heard and not seen emboldens many people. Folks will say many things over the phone that they would never say to another person's face. And yet, for the person on the other end of the line, getting paid very little to do so much, they still reap the "benefits" of the customer's fury. And that's not fair. I am as guilty of this as anyone, but it's still not right. Speak into their ears the same way as you would if you could look into their eyes. They're just doing their jobs...

My Favorite Four-Letter Words

It's late. We've been busy. I'm keeping it simple tonight. These are ten of my favorite four-letter words. And they're not necessarily the ones you would expect. Enjoy!



 

Love

Food

Book

Word

Hugs

Cats

Fire

Tree

 

 

Path

Naps

Weird Quotes By Guys Named Tom

  "I've had just about everything punched. 

I've had things grabbed that just shouldn't be grabbed."

~ Tom Brady, NFL Quarterback

"If fishing is a religion,

fly fishing is high church."

~ Tom Brokaw, Television Journalist

"You don't know the history of psychiatry. I DO!"

~ Tom Cruise, Movie Star

 "Nothing's worse than a woman know-it-all."

~ Tom DeLay, Former Politician

"I like to drink to suit my location."

~ Tom Jones, Welsh Crooner

"The big print giveth, and the small print taketh away."

~ Tom Waits, Singer/Songwriter

"I'm Tom and I'm here to help you. 

Send me a message if you're confused by anything."

~ Tom Anderson, MySpace Co-Founder

"A nice pop star would do you nice

on one of those deserted islands."

~ Tom Felton, Film Actor

"It's better to be quotable than to be honest."

~ Tom Stoppard, Playwright

Thinking En Español At Midnight

It's been awhile since we've gone now, but for several years in a row, our church took a group of people on missions trips to Reynosa, Mexico at Easter time. My wife and I (she was my fiancee the first year) went on five such trips with the church, each year from 2003 to 2007. While visiting the various churches in Reynosa (and one year in Monterrey), we were able to make lots of friends among the Mexican believers. Among them was the pastor of one of the local churches, Victor Cruz.

We became very close to Victor, his wife Mary (pronounced MAH-ree), and their five kids over the years that we went to Reynosa. My wife Mary helped his wife Mary and some of the other ladies at the seminary where we stayed in preparing the meals for the seminary students and the people in our group. Mary learned how to make tamales (though she couldn't really reproduce them at home -- cooking is such a process there) and mole chicken and other great foods native to Mexico. I was part of a group of guys, led by Victor, who worked on various construction projects both at the seminary and at Victor's church across town. Not being a particularly handy guy, I can't say that I actually learned very much about construction, or that I even helped all that much. My biggest contribution was probably an intangible one.

Having taken four years of high school Spanish and placing into the fourth (and highest) level of Spanish I needed to take in college to fulfill my foreign-language requirements, I was fairly fluent in Spanish at the time. Of course, knowing how to conjugate common verbs and speak conversationally doesn't help you a whole lot if you don't know any construction terms in Spanish. But still, I was probably more fluent than most of the people in our group, especially among the guys. So I basically became our de facto translator. Victor didn't speak a whole lot of English -- most of the people we met there didn't. But he could speak a few words here and there to get his point across. What he couldn't say in English he would say in Spanish and I would do my best to translate it for the other guys.

It's now been more than five years since the last time we were in Mexico. Outside of some scattered communication in Spanish with our contractor guy over the past few weeks (he speaks very good English, so we don't have to revert to Spanish too much), we haven't had many occasions to speak Spanish with any regularity. Mary (my wife, not Victor's) was pretty good at Spanish, too, and did her share of translating when she was working with the Mexican ladies in the kitchen. But again, it's been five years, and we haven't practiced, so our Spanish skills have declined greatly, to say the least.

I say all that to say this: Last night, I had a good long chat with Victor on Facebook -- we have sporadically kept in contact through the social networking site, but hadn't chatted in a while. The good thing about reading Spanish as opposed to speaking it is that if you get stuck, you can just pull up Google Translate and either translate what you don't understand that the other person has said, or translate into Spanish what you want to say to them.

So, when at the end of our chat, Victor asked for my phone number so we could talk on the phone, we were both elated and a bit scared. Would we be able to carry on a conversation primarily in a language we hadn't spoken regularly in several years? Would Victor feel pressured to speak only in English, with which he is not all that comfortable, either? We honestly didn't know how it would go. But I messaged Victor with our home telephone number anyway, figuring that he'd call in a few days and we'd have time to brush up on our Spanish in the interim. I signed off the Internet and we were about to head up to bed. After all, it was 11:30 at night. Then the phone rang. Of course, it was Victor.

We ended up speaking with him for over an hour, and I think it went pretty well, considering. Between the two of us, Mary and I both succeeded (somewhat) in communicating what we wanted to say in Spanish, and understood (for the most part) everything Victor had to say (mostly in Spanish also). We caught up on each others' lives over the past five years. He asked how certain people from our church group were doing. We inquired how his family and the other families we befriended in Mexico were doing. Victor told us that he and his wife Mary plan to visit the United States early next year, and if at all possible, they may try to head this way and visit us here in Greenville. (Awesome!) It was great hearing his voice again, and catching up and reminiscing about old times. There may have been some miscommunication to him on our part, or to us on his part from time to time. But ultimately, it didn't matter as much as I'd thought before he called. Thinking in Spanish and English simultaneously and trying to translate both at midnight after a long day of work and years of non-practice is quite difficult, and both our brains (and probably Victor's too, trying to work some English into his part of the conversation) were fairly taxed afterwards, but it was worth every minute of it. We are looking forward to the next time we get to speak to him on the phone again. Even more so, we look forward to possibly seeing Victor and Mary again in person next year.

Until then, we better start brushing up on our Spanish-speaking skills...

Stuff That Happened Today In Years Past

For no particular reason other than to fulfill my self-imposed obligation to blog daily for a year, here's a list of things that happened on this day in history. Some of them are pretty interesting. For the ones that weren't that interesting, I made some junk up to "spice it up" a little bit. I'll leave it to you to figure out what's real and what's fiction. Enjoy!

1230 –  William de Braose, Marcher Lord, is hanged by Llywelyn the Great, Prince of Wales, near Llywelyn's palace at Abergwyngregyn. Turns out Llywelyn wasn't so "great" after all. Apparently, their feud started over a game of cards which de Braose won by playing six aces in one hand.

1335 – Otto the Merry, Duke of Austria, becomes Duke of Carinthia. He ruled jointly with his brother, Frederick the Handsome. Okay, so Otto was ugly, but at least he had a good personality.

1519 – Leonardo da Vinci, Italian painter, sculptor, architect, musician, scientist, mathematician, engineer, inventor, anatomist, geologist, cartographer, botanist, and writer, dies in Amboise, France, at 67 years old. The cause of his death is unknown, though exhaustion probably played a huge factor, based on all he accomplished in such a relatively short time.

1536 – Anne Boleyn, Queen of England, is arrested and imprisoned on charges of adultery, incest, treason, and witchcraft. She was also charged with jaywalking and vehicular homicide, but those charges were dropped due to lack of evidence.

1568 – Mary, Queen of Scots, escapes from Loch Leven Castle. She flees to Iceland, where she immediately assumes the throne and is re-dubbed the "Ice Queen." After 19 relatively uneventful years in power, Mary is killed when her chief adviser "accidentally" throws her into the mouth of an active volcano.

1601 –  German Jesuit scholar Athanasius Kircher is born in Geisa, Buchonia, near Fulda (currently Hesse, Germany). Kircher would spend the next 15 years of his life learning how to accurately spell and pronounce his own first name.

1611 – The King James Bible is published for the first time in London, England, by printer Robert Barker. Four hundred and one years later, it is still the only version of the Bible that anyone should ever read, and anyone who reads any other version is a blasphemer who deserves to be burned at the stake like they did in the good ol' days. Yeah, that was sarcasm.

1729 –  Catherine the Great, Empress of Russia, is born in Stetten, Pomerania. At the time, she wasn't yet called "the Great" – her nickname was "Figchen", which means "Little Frederica" in German. When no one was around, her dad was known to call her "Little Bald and Wrinkly," just for kicks.

1816 – Prince Leopold I (who fifteen years later would become the first king of the Belgians when Belgium gained its independence from The Netherlands) marries Princess Charlotte of Wales (who was second-in-line to the British throne). A year and a half later, Charlotte would die shortly after giving birth to a stillborn son. Twelve years later, Leopold had an affair with an actress who looked just like Charlotte, but he never married her (probably because she was "just an actress"). Creepy, but true.

1859 – English writer Jerome Klapka Jerome was born in Caldmore, Walsall, England, to parents who hated him so much they gave him his last name as his first name. Primarily a humor writer (you'd have to be with folks like that), Jerome is best-known for his books Three Men In A Boat (To Say Nothing Of The Dog), Idle Thoughts Of An Idle Fellow, and Diary Of A Pilgrimage.

1863 – Confederate General Stonewall Jackson is wounded by friendly fire while returning to camp during the Battle of Chancellorsville. While being transported away from the battlefield, he is dropped from his stretcher, compounding his injuries. Eight days later, Jackson dies of pneumonia; ironically, the symptoms that presented themselves are mistakenly attributed to his rough treatment while leaving the battlefield and not to pneumonia.

1876 – The April Uprising breaks out in Bulgaria. Apparently, they call May "April" in Bulgaria. To each his own. The result of the Uprising was that, two years later, Bulgaria reestablished itself as an autonomous nation, no longer a part of the Ottoman Empire.

1885 – Good Housekeeping magazine goes on sale for the first time. A hundred and twenty-seven  years later, and the magazine still boasts a total circulation of 4,336,711 (as of 2011). Interesting fact: Good Housekeeping prohibited the advertising of cigarettes in 1952, 12 years before the Surgeon General's warning labels were required on cigarette packs.

1885 –  Noted gossip columnist Hedda Hopper was born in Hollidaysburg, Pennsylvania. Believe it or not, she actually changed her name to Hedda Hopper. Her name at birth was Elda Furry...so, yeah, that totally makes sense now.

1908 –  Indonesian National Education Day, or abbreviated as HARDIKNAS (Hari Pendidikan Nasional), is celebrated for the first time. HARDIKNAS was initiated by the Indoneisan education hero Ki Hajar Dewantara, the founder of the Taman Siswa education system. Dewantara's educational philosophy, "Tut Wuri Handayani", means "We can help others learn by coaching and mentoring."

1918 – General Motors acquires the Chevrolet Motor Company. Nearly a hundred years later, GM is still the world's largest automaker, by vehicle unit sales.

1920 –  The first game of the Negro National League Baseball is played in Indianapolis, Indiana. Another twenty-seven years would pass before a "Negro" (African-American) would be allowed to play in Major League Baseball. The man to break the "color barrier" was Jackie Robinson in 1947.

1921 –  Satyajit Ray, India's greatest filmmaker ever, is born in Kolkata, India. Ray directed thirty-seven films during his forty-plus years in show business, including Pater Panchali, Apur Sansar, Mahapurush, Kanchenjungha, Goopy Gyne Bagha Byne, and Seemabaddha.

1932 – Comedian Jack Benny's radio show airs for the first time. The show ran for 17 years on NBC Radio and another 7 years on CBS Radio. A pioneer in television as well, Benny's TV program ran for fifteen years, until it was killed in the ratings by Gomer Pyle, U.S.M.C. and finally cancelled in 1965. (I'm not making that last part up, either.)

1945 –  Ludwig Stumpfegger, a German SS doctor and Hitler's personal surgeon, dies in Berlin, Germany at age 35. It is believed that Stumpfegger committed suicide by cyanide capsule to evade capture by the Soviets. He has been portrayed by numerous actors in film and television productions, but the only actor whose name nearly equaled Stumpfegger's in its stupidity was Erwin Felgenhauer from the 1971 film Liberation: The Final Assault.

1946 – The "Battle of Alcatraz" (a failed escape attempt by several prisoners) takes place, killing two guards and three inmates. The "battle" was inaccurately portrayed in two popular movies, Brute Force and Birdman of Alcatraz, both starring Burt Lancaster.

1955 – Tennessee Williams wins the Pulitzer Prize for Drama for Cat On A Hot Tin Roof. Williams had previously been given the same award in 1948 for his play, A Streetcar Named Desire, making him one of only seven playwrights to receive the award more than once.

1972 – J. Edgar Hoover, long-time Director of the FBI, dies at age 77 in Washington, D.C., of a heart attack. Contrary to popular belief, Hoover was not buried in a yellow sun dress. It was pink.

1985 – Major League Baseball catcher Jarrod Saltalamacchia (currently with the Boston Red Sox) is born in West Palm Beach, Florida. Jarrod holds the distinction of having the longest last name in the history of baseball. The name "Saltalamacchia" in Italian means to "jump over the thicket." Jarrod is widely hated among those poor, unfortunate souls whose responsibility it is to sew the letters of his last name onto the backs of his uniforms.

2000 – President Bill Clinton announces that accurate GPS access would no longer be restricted to the United States military. So why is it that 12 years later, I still can't get "accurate" GPS directions? "Recalculating..."

2011 – Osama bin Laden, mastermind behind the September 11 attacks, is killed by U.S. special forces in Abbottabad, Pakistan. He will not be missed by many.

*Credits to Wikipedia.org for all the information I gathered here. Any inaccuracies, untruths, or exaggerations are credited solely to myself, the author of this blog.