Songs With "Give" In The Title

Yes, this is another entry in my seemingly endless pseudo-series of "Songs With (Fill-In-The-Blank) In The Title." And yes, the next post will be "Songs With 'Take' In The Title." So, I'm predictable. What's wrong with that? I can say that, on this post and its follow-up, I took time to ensure the quality -- and not just the quantity -- of songs included. This is a really good collection of otherwise unrelated songs, if I do say so myself. Enjoy!  ~  JH


1)  Jason Mraz  ~  "I Won't Give Up"

2)  P!nk ft. Nate Ruess (of fun.)  ~  "Just Give Me A Reason"

3)  LeAnn Rimes  ~  "Give"

4)  Demi Lovato  ~  "Give Your Heart A Break"

5)  Whitney Houston  ~  "You Give Good Love"

6)  Breaking Benjamin  ~  "Give Me A Sign"

7)  The Classic Crime  ~  "What I'd Give Up"

8)  Backstreet Boys  ~  "All I Have To Give"

9)  Veronica Ballestrini  ~  "Don't Give Up On Me"

10)  Andrew Bird  ~  "Give It Away"

11)  AKS  ~  "Give It Back"

12)  Brandon Heath  ~  "Give Me Your Eyes"

13)  James Morrison  ~  "You Give Me Something"

14)  Tracy Chapman  ~  "Give Me One Reason"

15)  Racoon  ~  "Don't Give Up The Fight"

16)  The Advice  ~  "You Give Me"

Unintentionally Hilarious Tombstones

Never has my taste in humor been more questionable than at this very moment. If you don't laugh at these, feel free to throw your stones. If you do laugh, then you probably see what I was getting at here. The last picture ties it all together. Sort of.  ~  JH

Apparently, Constant's sister Diarrhea and her 

husband Dysen Tery are also buried nearby.

As best as I can read, these brothers died on Christmas Day

in an accident on the train tracks. Boy, talk about your Losers!

This is where Beer goes to die. Rest in peace, hops.

(Look, they even thought to put a barf pot right next to it!)

Whoa, you blinded me with science there. Warn a brother!

 

I'm guessing Mr. and Mrs. Whizzer can't be too far away.

The Butt Brothers – sounds like a really bad vaudeville act.

So long, farewell, auf wiedersehn, good...

Suddenly, I'm hungry. I wonder why...

I guess this means there'll be no more sequels, huh?

So...where's the Wight Man?

Hey, that's no way to speak of the dead!

Sure, sure, but...was it EPIC?

It's alive, it's alive, it's alive! Aaauuuggghhh!!!

Whomever was in charge of designing this nifty 

tombstone was a...well, you get the point.

I'm sorry for your...loss of Loss?

Everything old is new again. Bling, Bling!

That about sums it up.

Seriously, it's gotta be lunchtime, right?

Oh, yes. You're dead.

I'm surprised this gravestone isn't flatter.

If I had a name like Ludwina Puke, I think I'd go ahead and die too.

Seriously, Johanna. Wasn't there a nice man 

named Smith you could have married?  *sigh*

That's a pretty accurate description, too.

What is this, some kind of mass grave for a brothel?

You were just having a little fun, you said. It 

wouldn't kill you, you said. Ha! I said. Told ya so!

This tasteless post is probably one of the Worst ones I've ever done.

Let me see...is it...Jimmy Hoffa, maybe?

It's okay to laugh. It's a coping mechanism.

Songs With "Go" In The Title

As promised in yesterday's post, here's its counterpart: a collection of songs linked only by the fact that they all contain the word "Go" in their titles. There are a two or three songs on the list that I grudgingly included, due to the artist's popularity or the inherent, nostalgic charm of the song – you'll probably figure out which ones I'm referring to – but most of these are really good songs by talented artists who deserve their spot here. Enjoy!  ~  JH

1)  Passenger  ~  "Let Her Go"

2)   Lights  ~  "Second Go"

3)  RED  ~  "Let Go"

4)  Stacy Clark  ~  "Touch & Go"

5)  Justin Bieber  ~  "Never Let You Go"

6)  Florence + The Machine  ~  "Never Let Me Go"

7)  Céline Dion  ~  "My Heart Will Go On"

8)  The Offspring  ~  "Days Go By"

9)  The Peasants  ~  "Letting Go"

10)  Wham!  ~  "Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go"

11)  Grouplove  ~  "Ways To Go"

12)  Keith Urban  ~  "Days Go By"

13)  Madi Diaz  ~  "Let's Go"

14)  The Calling  ~  "Wherever You Will Go"

15)  Fleetwood Mac  ~  "Go Your Own Way"

16)  The Ting Tings  ~  "Shut Up And Let Me Go"

Songs With "Come" In The Title

Every now and then, I will hear or remember a song that I really like and want to post in a blog entry, but I can't think of any logical reason to include it. In such cases, I will typically come up with some ingenious (read: asinine) idea to force the song onto the blog no matter how ridiculous the concept. Case in point, this post: a collection of songs with "Come" in the title. That being said, there are several really good tunes here. The final song – which was sung at my wedding – was the one that inspired the post. All things being equal, tomorrow's post will consist of songs with "Go" in the title. Enjoy?  ~  JH

1)  Seven Lions ft. Fiora  ~  "Days To Come"

2)  Echosmith  ~  "Come Together"

3)  Selena Gomez  ~  "Come & Get It"

4)  Metallica  ~  "The Day That Never Comes"

5)  Dexy's Midnight Runners  ~  "Come On Eileen"

6)  Kimbra  ~  "Come Into My Head"

7)  KONGOS  ~  "Come With Me Now"

8)  Kadavar  ~  "Come Back Life"

9)  Hilary Duff  ~  "Come Clean"

10)  Seal  ~  "A Change Is Gonna Come"

11)  The Beatles  ~  "Come Together"

12)  Melissa Etheridge  ~  "Come To My Window"

13)  Smash Mouth  ~  "Then The Morning Comes"

14)  Nirvana  ~  "Come As You Are"

15)  Styx  ~  "Come Sail Away"

16)  Ewan McGregor & Nicole Kidman  ~  "Come What May"

What People Said About Crazy: A Collection Of Interesting Quotes

  

"Some people never go crazy. What

truly horrible lives they must live."

~  Charles Bukowski, writer

"A question that sometimes drives me hazy:

am I, or are the others crazy?"

~  Albert Einstein, scientist

"If you're going to be crazy, you have to get paid

for it, or else you're going to be locked up."

~  Hunter S. Thompson, journalist

"Insane people are always sure that they

are fine. It is only the sane people who

are willing to admit that they are crazy."

~  Nora Ephron, writer

"Dreams are often most profound

when they seem the most crazy."

~  Sigmund Freud, psychologist

"I may be crazy, but it keeps

me from going insane."

~  Waylon Jennings, musician

"Some people hear their own inner

voices with great clearness. And they live

by what they  hear. Such people become

crazy... or they become legend."

~  Jim Harrison, writer

"There is no salvation in becoming

adapted to a world which is crazy."

~  Henry Miller, writer

"Of course I'm crazy, but that

doesn't mean I'm wrong."

~  Robert Anton Wilson, writer

"Crazy people don't sit around

wondering if they're nuts."

~  Jake Gyllenhaal, actor

"No one can drive us crazy

unless we give them the keys."

~  Douglas Horton, clergyman

"I've done very good stuff and very crazy

stuff, and I don't regret the crazy stuff."

~  Jean-Claude Van Damme, actor

"We are obliged to regard many of our

original minds as crazy, at least until

we have become as clever as they are."

~  Georg C. Lichtenberg, scientist

"I was a crazy young man who let himself

be blinded by his passions and obeyed

only the impulses of the moment."

~  Gustav Mahler, composer

"On second thought, I think I am

more crazy than my goat."

~  Remedios Varo, artist

"You can live your whole life in your

brain and not experience what's

around you. You go crazy that way."

~  Fiona Apple, singer/songwriter

"What sane person could live in

this world and not be crazy?"

~  Ursula K. Le Guin, writer

"I've never had any problem with

crazy people. I like crazy people.

I probably am a crazy person myself."

~  Errol Morris, filmmaker

"Life is beautiful, but people are crazy."

~  Charles Osgood, journalist

"If I'd have known being insane was so

much fun, I'd have gone crazy long ago."

~  Phylicia Rashad, actress