Monday, May 14, 2012

Unfortunately Named Law Firms

Keeping it simple again today. I had fun compiling these, and I hope you'll enjoy them too. And yes, they're all real as far as I know. I do realize that this has been done before by other bloggers, but I had the idea independently today. I may have copied one or two of these from other people's posts. So sue me!

"This looks like a job for...."
But if they're flat, how are you gonna collect their dough?
This is actually a husband-wife attorney team. Not surprisingly.
Who you gonna call? Well, Duh!
You've heard the spiel. "If you get injured through no fault of your own....". They finish it: "We've got the perfect guy for you!"
Bubba doesn't really do anything, but his dad donated a boatload of money so they would put his name on the sign.
Now offering a ten percent discount off the top if you can say his name four times fast!
The first guy shortened his name when he became a lawyer. Because Kestlerhestler just sounded stupid!
These guys tell you up-front what you can expect from them.
First they haggle over the price. Then if you won't settle, they hang you.
You pay less, but having to go out back to pee gets really old fast.
Make up your mind already!
She just doesn't look the same without the beard and the red suit.
It's a, it's a, it's a circus out there!
Don't take the law into your own hands. Pay us to do it!

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