"This looks like a job for...." |
But if they're flat, how are you gonna collect their dough? |
This is actually a husband-wife attorney team. Not surprisingly. |
Who you gonna call? Well, Duh! |
You've heard the spiel. "If you get injured through no fault of your own....". They finish it: "We've got the perfect guy for you!" |
Bubba doesn't really do anything, but his dad donated a boatload of money so they would put his name on the sign. |
Now offering a ten percent discount off the top if you can say his name four times fast! |
The first guy shortened his name when he became a lawyer. Because Kestlerhestler just sounded stupid! |
These guys tell you up-front what you can expect from them. |
First they haggle over the price. Then if you won't settle, they hang you. |
You pay less, but having to go out back to pee gets really old fast. |
Make up your mind already! |
She just doesn't look the same without the beard and the red suit. |
It's a, it's a, it's a circus out there! |
Don't take the law into your own hands. Pay us to do it! |
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