Weird Quotes By Guys Named Tom

  "I've had just about everything punched. 

I've had things grabbed that just shouldn't be grabbed."

~ Tom Brady, NFL Quarterback

"If fishing is a religion,

fly fishing is high church."

~ Tom Brokaw, Television Journalist

"You don't know the history of psychiatry. I DO!"

~ Tom Cruise, Movie Star

 "Nothing's worse than a woman know-it-all."

~ Tom DeLay, Former Politician

"I like to drink to suit my location."

~ Tom Jones, Welsh Crooner

"The big print giveth, and the small print taketh away."

~ Tom Waits, Singer/Songwriter

"I'm Tom and I'm here to help you. 

Send me a message if you're confused by anything."

~ Tom Anderson, MySpace Co-Founder

"A nice pop star would do you nice

on one of those deserted islands."

~ Tom Felton, Film Actor

"It's better to be quotable than to be honest."

~ Tom Stoppard, Playwright