Yesterday's "Funny Restaurant Signs" post was such a hit that I decided to follow it up with another pictures post I had been planning. Hope you all will enjoy these as well! ~ JH
Oh well, then, if Jacky is here, then how could I not stay?
I guess this particular season is not actually part of the year.
Thin mattresses, disgustingly foul air, terrifying
"roommates," and best of all – it's FREE!
Welcome to your new home away from home!
If this place is even half as fancy as its sign, then I am all in!
And I'll bet they charge by the hour.
Free LSD? What kind of operation are they running here?
Now that's just good business sense.
You know what they say? If
you can't say something nice...
Just don't ask the housekeepers...
Oh, good! I was specifically looking for a place that
was convenient for shigtseenig. And the fact that
they have non-smorking rooms is always a plus, too!
I don't know if that's the best way to sell rooms.
Be careful of parasailing horses? I wanna ride them suckers!
Had a rough day? Wanna end it all? We've got just the place for you.
If you don't enjoy your stay here, we'll sue the pants off of you!
You'd be crazy to stay anywhere else!
I don't think that's such a good deal after all...
The heart jacuzzis here are the best you'll find in all of
Gatlinburg! Trust Jesus – He wouldn't steer you wrong!
Honesty is the best policy. Right?
You could find better. You could find worse...
The rest of the time, sie sprechen Deutsch.
Refreshing poo? Say, what?
Again...as long as you don't mind spending 20 years or so in jail.
If I can prove that I don't exist, can I stay free, too?
Calgon, take me away!