Friday, October 19, 2012

10 Things I Never Expected I'd See In A Photo

1)  A Sumo Ballerina





2)  David Hasselhoff Hugging Puppies





3)  Mr. Rogers Joyfully Flipping The Bird




4)  George "Dubya" Bush Smacking A Beach Volleyball Player's Butt




5)  Megan Fox With Cake All Over Her Face





6)  Robert De Niro In Drag





7)  Bing Crosby In Blackface





8)  The ShamWow Guy Getting Beat Up By A Prostitute





9)  Alex Rodriguez Kissing Himself





10)  Lindsay Lohan, Sober



Thursday, October 18, 2012

Words You Can Make Using Letters From The Phrase "Vice President"


1)  SPIRITED:  Having or showing mettle, courage, vigor, liveliness, etc.



2)  CRISP:  a) Hard but easily breakable; brittle.  b) Brisk; sharp; clear; decided.  c) Lively; pithy; sparkling.



3)  TENDER:  a) Soft or delicate in substance; not hard or tough.  b) Weak or delicate in constitution; not strong or hardy.  c) Young or immature.



4)  INDISCREET:  Not discreet; lacking prudence, good judgment, or circumspection.



5)  PRETEND:  a) To cause or attempt to cause (what is not so) to seem so.  b) To make believe.  c) To appear falsely, as to deceive; to feign.



6)  PINCERS:  The grasping structures on the limbs of crustaceans or other arthropods; claws.



7)  DECEIVE:  To mislead by false appearance or statement; delude.



8)  PEEVED:  Annoyed; irritated; vexed.



9)  RINSE:  a) To wash lightly, as by pouring water into or over or by dipping in water.  b) To remove soap from by applying clean water in the final stage in washing.



10)  RECEDE:  (of a man's hair) To cease to grow at the temples and above the forehead.



11)  SIDEPIECE:  A piece forming a side or a part of a side, or fixed by the side, of something.



12)  DECISIVE:  a) Characterized by or displaying no or little hesitation.  b) Indisputable; definite.  c) Unsurpassable; commanding.



13)  INSPIRED:  Aroused, animated, or imbued with the spirit to do something.



14)  DECREPIT:  a) Weakened by old age; feeble; infirm.  b) Worn out by  long use; dilapidated.



15)  DEVISE:  To contrive, plan, or elaborate; invent from existing principles or ideas.



16)  PRICE:  The sum or amount of money for which anything is bought, sold, or offered for sale.



17)  DEPICT:  a) To represent by or as if by painting; portray; delineate.  b) To represent or characterize in words; describe.



18)  CREEPIEST:  Weirdest; quirkiest; strangest; scariest.



19)  TRICEPS:  A muscle having three heads or points of origin, especially the muscle on the back of the arm, the action of which straightens the elbow.



20)  DERISIVE:  Characterized by or expressing derision; contemptuous; mocking.




21)  CRIES:  a) Utters inarticulate sounds of lamentation, grief, or suffering, usually with tears.  b) Weeps or sheds tears, with or without sound.



22)  SNEER:  To smile, laugh, or contort the face in a manner that shows scorn or contempt.



23)  NERD:  a)  A stupid, irritating, ineffectual, or unattractive person.  b) An intelligent but single-minded person obsessed with a nonsocial hobby or pursuit.



24)  SIRE:  Male parent; father.



25)  RIPEN:  a) To make or become ripe.  b) To bring or come to maturity.



26)  RESPECT:  a) To hold in esteem or honor.  b) To show regard or consideration for.  c) To refrain from intruding upon or interfering with.



27)  SINCERE:  a) Free of deceit, hypocrisy, or falseness; earnest.  b) Genuine; real.

Wednesday, October 17, 2012

Things I Find Fascinating: Strangely Translated T-Shirt Messages

This post doesn't require much of an introduction. Most if not all of these t-shirt designs were found and photographed in their countries of origin (mostly Japan and China). Apparently, overseas t-shirt companies don't employ translators who are very fluent in English. Which is fortunate for us – 'cuz these are hilarious!


Dancing the polka is certainly on my list of a great first date.


Better yet, let's value three tooths...er, teeth. Phooey on that one bad tooth!


I would wear this one – although I'm sure no one would enjoy seeing it.


I'm sorry, what???


It spreads out in the mouth? Ugh! I don't think so.


I'm guessing that the pungent and her boyfriend are one and the same.


Okay, I'll just drop it on you then. Thank you for your kind offer.


Flattering with flatulence and pooting with pizzazz...


This isn't even a bad translation – that baby is clearly inside a hamburger!


You only stare down the ones you love, apparently.


Aren't we all "captivity man" sometimes? I mean, really...


You might want to consult an English dictionary before purchasing your next shirt.


First let's coffee, next let's marriage, then let's baby in a baby carriage...


The moral of this story: Short, ugly men are undesirable. (I speak from experience.)


As weirdly worded as it is, you can't disagree with the sentiments here.


Maybe he is, but does she really want to wear a shirt to advertise it?


Good advice, of course, but there's no good reason to wear this shirt.


The marvelous moppy – sweet, article-sized, enthusiastic, and oh-so-gluttonous!


Don't miss your chance to glimpse the back hair of a deity!


I feel happiness when I eat my friend, the hamburger, too! But those are French fries....


Yes, let's!


I'm sure he did. He wore that clown like a boss!


I cannot disagree with this statement either. I would wear this shirt!


Wait, is that a gluttonous moppy dressed as a bulldog
riding a bulldog? I think my brain just exploded!


I don't even want to know...


South Dakota...a spouting whale...oh no, I definitely cannot connect it!


In case you can't see it clearly, this one reads: "I wonder why
coffee tastes so good when you're naked with your family."
Answer: I don't know, and I don't ever want to find out!


Yes, it is, little kitty. Yes, it is!