This post doesn't require much of an introduction. Most if not all of these t-shirt designs were found and photographed in their countries of origin (mostly Japan and China). Apparently, overseas t-shirt companies don't employ translators who are very fluent in English. Which is fortunate for us – 'cuz these are hilarious!
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| Dancing the polka is certainly on my list of a great first date. |
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| Better yet, let's value three tooths...er, teeth. Phooey on that one bad tooth! |
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| I would wear this one – although I'm sure no one would enjoy seeing it. |
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| I'm sorry, what??? |
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| It spreads out in the mouth? Ugh! I don't think so. |
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| I'm guessing that the pungent and her boyfriend are one and the same. |
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| Okay, I'll just drop it on you then. Thank you for your kind offer. |
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| Flattering with flatulence and pooting with pizzazz... |
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| This isn't even a bad translation – that baby is clearly inside a hamburger! |
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| You only stare down the ones you love, apparently. |
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| Aren't we all "captivity man" sometimes? I mean, really... |
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| You might want to consult an English dictionary before purchasing your next shirt. |
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| First let's coffee, next let's marriage, then let's baby in a baby carriage... |
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| The moral of this story: Short, ugly men are undesirable. (I speak from experience.) |
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| As weirdly worded as it is, you can't disagree with the sentiments here. |
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| Maybe he is, but does she really want to wear a shirt to advertise it? |
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| Good advice, of course, but there's no good reason to wear this shirt. |
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| The marvelous moppy – sweet, article-sized, enthusiastic, and oh-so-gluttonous! |
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| Don't miss your chance to glimpse the back hair of a deity! |
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| I feel happiness when I eat my friend, the hamburger, too! But those are French fries.... |
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| Yes, let's! |
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| I'm sure he did. He wore that clown like a boss! |
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| I cannot disagree with this statement either. I would wear this shirt! |
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Wait, is that a gluttonous moppy dressed as a bulldog
riding a bulldog? I think my brain just exploded! |
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| I don't even want to know... |
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| South Dakota...a spouting whale...oh no, I definitely cannot connect it! |
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In case you can't see it clearly, this one reads: "I wonder why
coffee tastes so good when you're naked with your family."
Answer: I don't know, and I don't ever want to find out! |
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| Yes, it is, little kitty. Yes, it is! |
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