Saturday, August 4, 2012

People I Wish Would Just Go Away

Today I will be a little mean-spirited, but not too much. I'm not saying that I want these people dead. I just want them gone -- call off the paparazzi, cancel the tabloid stories, and fade from the public eye, never to be seen again. I picked these people for one or more of the following reasons: they're really annoying; I'm tired of seeing their faces everywhere; they have no actual talent or reason for being as famous as they are; they have actual talent, but they've worn out their welcome; or because I simply don't like them. I'll leave it to you to figure out which is which for which person. Maybe you'll agree with me in most cases. Maybe not. Doesn't matter either way. Here goes...

Paris Hilton

 Justin Bieber

 Miley Cyrus

 Lindsey Lohan

 Lil Wayne

 Jessica Simpson

The Entire Cast of The Jersey Shore

 Nicki Minaj

 Nadya "Octomom" Suleman

 Sarah Palin

 Kate Gosselin

Tom Cruise

 Kanye West

Bill Maher

 Oprah Winfrey

 Nancy Pelosi

 Clay Aiken

 Rosie O'Donnell

 Hillary Rodham Clinton

 Barry Bonds

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