Thursday, August 2, 2012

Things I Find Fascinating: 25 Unfortunately Named Olympic Athletes

Not too much reading required for today's post. Just revel in the weirdness! Kudos to SportsPickle.com for compiling a comprehensive list of funny Olympic athlete names. I picked and chose my favorites from their list and added pictures and snarky commments. Enjoy!


1)  MICHAEL ARMS, rowing, New Zealand

Michael Arms, the living embodiment of a self-fulfilling prophecy



2)  FANNY BABOU, swimming, France


Fanny doesn't like to get left behind in the pool.




3)  QUENTIN BIGOT, hammer throw, France


Quentin wants you to know it's actually pronounced "Big-Oh."






4)  USAIN BOLT, track, Jamaica


He runs like lightning, mon!






5)  LARS BOOM, cycling, Netherlands


It's a shame cannon shooting isn't an Olympic sport. If
it were, this guy's name would be SO much more ironic!






6)  REHAN BUTT, hockey, Pakistan


Rehan's the one on the left, with his...well, with his butt to the camera.






7)  ROSA CHACHA, track, Ecuador


Of course, this is just the name she goes by publicly.
Her full name is Rosa Alba Chacha Chacha. No lie.






8)  KISSYA DA COSTA, rowing, Brazil


Her love don't cost a thing. But her kisses are expensive.




9)  DONG DONG, trampoline, China


Dong Dong's name is also the sound you would make if you
could jump on a trampoline inside Big Ben. He did inquire
about doing that, but the Queen wasn't too keen on the idea.






10)  YU DU, shooting, China


I don't know how Yu Du the voodoo that Yu Du so well...






11)  KATHRYN FUDGE, handball, Great Britain


Not being prone to harsh profanity, Kathryn screams her own
surname when something goes wrong in a handball game.






12)  SJOERD HAMBURGER, rowing, Netherlands


He doesn't understand why you think his name
is so funny. Sjoerd just means "victory guardian." 




13)  DESTINEE HOOKER, volleyball, United States


Go ahead and make fun of her name. Destinee will "kill"
you, then "dig" a hole for your body. Game. Set. Match.






14)  MARY KILLMAN, synchronized swimming, United States


Mary used to synchronize-swim with a male partner. Then one day,
he just suddenly disappeared. Nobody has seen that guy since.






15)  YOO SUK KIM, pole vault, South Korea


Now that he understands a bit of English, he gets
depressed every time the crowd chants his name. 






16)  JASON LAVIGILANTE, boxing, Mauritius


He takes the law into his own bright-blue-puffy-glove-covered hands.






17)  TIM LIPS, equestrian, Netherlands


Never mind his name – let's just make fun of how he's dressed!






18)  SPARKLE MCKNIGHT, track, Trinidad and Tobago


Sparkle is the sole representative of her family in this year's Olympics.
Her sister Twinkle and her brother Glimmer did not qualify.  (jk)






19)  POPS MENSAH-BONSU, basketball, Great Britain


Nobody talks to Pops like that and gets away with it! Show some respect!




20)  CAROLE PEON, rhythmic gymnastics, France


She may be lowly and insignificant, but she's French, and
that automatically makes her superior to you. (So she says.)






21)  JOEL REDHEAD, track, Grenada


More like Joel Floatinghead. Where the heck is his body?






22)  GAVIN SMELLIE, track, Canada


Gavin doesn't know what you're laughing at – all he smells is VICTORY!






23)  ANDREA ST. BERNARD, taekwondo, Grenada


Go ahead – call her a dog. If you feel lucky. If you like pain.






24)  YOSHIE TAKESHITA, volleyball, Japan


Get your mind out of the gutter. It's pronounced "TAH-kay-SHEE-tah."






25)  WITTHAYA THAMWONG, archery, Thailand


Make one more joke about his name,
and he'll shoot your eye out, kid!

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