1) "You can't always write a chord ugly enough to say what you want to say, so sometimes you have to rely on a giraffe filled with whipped cream." ~ Frank Zappa
2) "There's always the hyena of morality at the garden gate, and the real wolf at the end of the street." ~ D. H. Lawrence
3) "As long as we have zebras in our midst, I shall be content." ~ Atlo Dogong
4) "When you have got an elephant by the hind legs and he is trying to run away, it's best to let him run." ~ Abraham Lincoln
5) "I feel akin to the platypus. An orphan in a family. A swimmer, a recluse. Part bird, part fish, part lizard." ~ Trevor Dunn
6) "A writer may tell me that he thinks man will ultimately become an ostrich. I cannot properly contradict him." ~ Thomas Malthus
7) "More fun than a barrel of monkeys? Has anyone ever stopped to think how cranky, if not downright vicious, a barrelful of monkeys would be, especially once released from the barrel?" ~ Tom Shales
8) "When you are about to die, a wombat is better than no company at all." ~ Roger Zelazny
9) "I hate having long hair. It's like walking around with a dead koala on your back!" ~ Russell Crowe
10) "I love pandas, they're so chill. They are all like, 'Dude, racism is stupid. I'm White, Black, AND Asian!'" ~ Author Unknown
11) "I am an unpopular electric eel in a pool of catfish." ~ Edith Sitwell
12) "If you start throwing hedgehogs under me, I shall throw a couple of porcupines under you." ~ Nikita Kruschchev
13) "It's practically impossible to look at a penguin and feel angry." ~ Joe Moore
14) "Time's fun when you're having flies." ~ Kermit The Frog
15) "Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines." ~ Author Unknown
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