|I don't know what they're selling here, but I ain't buying it!|
|I think we all know how Three Finger Eddie got his nickname, don't we?|
|Didn't like the fact that you were expecting a baby girl when you |
really wanted a boy? No worries! Wait till she's born, then bring her
here. They have just the solution. Hint: It's in the title of the store.
|They answer to a higher calling, apparently.|
|Oh, the irony...|
|That's what I was thinking about their clothes, too, but I didn't want to say anything.|
|Flatulent fishermen wouldn't think of shopping anywhere else!|
|I've heard of this place. Their food is to die for!|
|Contrary to popular racist opinion, they don't |
all taste the same, thank you very much!
|Truth in advertising...|
|Shanghai has a tumor. This shop has the cure. Take advantage |
of it, Shanghai! You have too much to live for to give up now!
|"The place with cozy nuts dogs"? No, thank you. I'm not hungry. Or thirsty.|
|Patty, Pi, and all the other cool kids buy their clothes at Cowpoo.|
|Their bestselling item is the Arsenic Apple Turnover. Mmm, yummy!|
|They were going to name the store Treasured Weasel, but they found |
out that name was already taken by the candy shop in the food court.