"I owe it all to little chocolate donuts."
~ John Belushi, actor
"Donuts. Is there anything they can't do?"
~ Matt Groening, cartoonist
"I worship scones and danishes. If I never
had another meal, I wouldn't care as long as
I could eat pastries and jelly doughnuts."
~ Gene Simmons, rock star (KISS)
"When I was growing up in Monrovia, the capital of
Liberia, I sold doughnuts, popcorn, and Kool Aid every
day after school so that my family had some money
and I could pay my school fees. It was a tough life."
~ George Weah, Liberian politician
"I always have to have a six-pack or twelve-pack
of Entenmann's doughnuts in my house, no other brand."
~ Victor Cruz, NFL football player
"Be sweet and honest always, but for
God's sake don't eat my doughnuts!"
~ Emma Bunton, pop star (Spice Girls)
"I served seven years as the chair of the Princeton
economics department where I had responsibility
for major policy decisions, such as whether to serve
bagels or doughnuts at the department coffee hour."
~ Ben Bernanke, Federal Reserve chairman
"Now, have I ever been tempted to break into a
Krispy Kreme doughnut store in the middle of the
night? Oh, yeah. God help us if I had a mini-bar
stocked with cheesecake and chicken-fried steak."
~ Mike Huckabee, politician
"An actor without a playwright
is like a hole without a doughnut."
~ George Jean Nathan, drama critic
"I take the no-doughnut pledge, and then I break it."
~ Lauren Graham, actress
"I'm an all-things-in-moderation kind of person.
I do eat a warm donut occasionally. I especially
enjoy a cider donut when I'm apple picking.
I don't think there's anything wrong with that."
~ Rachael Ray, celebrity cook
"I fell in love with Erica Kane the summer before my
freshman year in high school. Like all red-blooded teen
American boys, I'd come home from water polo practice
and eat a box of Entenmann's Pop'Ems donut holes in front
of the TV while obsessively fawning over 'All My Children'
and Erica, her clothes, and her narcissistic attitude."
~ Andy Cohen, television host
"Probably millions of Americans got up this
morning with a cup of coffee, a cigarette, and a
donut. No wonder they are sick and fouled up."
~ Jack LaLanne, fitness guru
"Between an optimist and pessimist, the difference is droll.
The optimist sees the doughnut, the pessimist the hole!"
~ Oscar Wilde, writer
"I bought a doughnut and they gave me a receipt for
the doughnut. I don't need a receipt for the doughnut.
I give you money and you give me the doughnut,
end of transaction. We don't need to bring ink
and paper into this. I can't imagine a scenario that
I would have to prove that I bought a doughnut."
~ Mitch Hedberg, comedian