15 Interesting Quotes About Donuts

 "I owe it all to little chocolate donuts."

 ~  John Belushi, actor

"Donuts. Is there anything they can't do?" 

 ~  Matt Groening, cartoonist

"I worship scones and danishes. If I never 

had another meal, I wouldn't care as long as 

I could eat pastries and jelly doughnuts."

  ~  Gene Simmons, rock star (KISS)

"When I was growing up in Monrovia, the capital of

Liberia, I sold doughnuts, popcorn, and Kool Aid every

day after school so that my family had some money

and I could pay my school fees. It was a tough life."

  ~  George Weah, Liberian politician

"I always have to have a six-pack or twelve-pack 

of Entenmann's doughnuts in my house, no other brand."

  ~  Victor Cruz, NFL football player

"Be sweet and honest always, but for

God's sake don't eat my doughnuts!"

~  Emma Bunton, pop star (Spice Girls)

"I served seven years as the chair of the Princeton

economics department where I had responsibility 

for major policy decisions, such as whether to serve

bagels or doughnuts at the department coffee hour."

  ~  Ben Bernanke, Federal Reserve chairman

"Now, have I ever been tempted to break into a 

Krispy Kreme doughnut store in the middle of the 

night? Oh, yeah. God help us if I had a mini-bar 

stocked with cheesecake and chicken-fried steak."

  ~  Mike Huckabee, politician

"An actor without a playwright 

is like a hole without a doughnut." 

  ~  George Jean Nathan, drama critic

"I take the no-doughnut pledge, and then I break it."

  ~  Lauren Graham, actress

"I'm an all-things-in-moderation kind of person. 

I do eat a warm donut occasionally. I especially 

enjoy a cider donut when I'm apple picking. 

I don't think there's anything wrong with that."  

~  Rachael Ray, celebrity cook

"I fell in love with Erica Kane the summer before my 

freshman year in high school. Like all red-blooded teen 

American boys, I'd come home from water polo practice 

and eat a box of Entenmann's Pop'Ems donut holes in front

of the TV while obsessively fawning over 'All My Children' 

and Erica, her clothes, and her narcissistic attitude."

  ~  Andy Cohen, television host

"Probably millions of Americans got up this 

morning with a cup of coffee, a cigarette, and a 

donut. No wonder they are sick and fouled up."

  ~  Jack LaLanne, fitness guru

"Between an optimist and pessimist, the difference is droll. 

The optimist sees the doughnut, the pessimist the hole!"

  ~  Oscar Wilde, writer

"I bought a doughnut and they gave me a receipt for

the doughnut. I don't need a receipt for the doughnut. 

I give you money and you give me the doughnut, 

end of transaction. We don't need to bring ink 

and paper into this. I can't imagine a scenario that 

I would have to prove that I bought a doughnut." 

  ~  Mitch Hedberg, comedian