"Always Give 100%...Unless You're Donating Blood." Good advice! |
"Bigfoot Is Blurry...That's The Problem." This explains everything! |
"Keep The Change Ya Filthy Animal!" (Insert obnoxiously evil laugh here.) |
"Keep The Dream Alive." The Alarm Clock: My Mortal Enemy. The Snooze Button: My Best Friend. |
"Dear Algebra, Stop asking us to find your X. She's not coming back." While you're at it, stop asking me Y also. |
"I Am Disappointment In You're Grammar." You're Spelling Ain't Great, Ether. |
"Dress For The Job You Want." I don't think if I could get away with that. |
"Either You Like Bacon Or You're Wrong." Well said. 'Nuff said, in fact. |
"With Great Moustache Comes Great Responsibility." So true, so true. |
"Hello, My Name Is Inigo Montoya. You Killed My Father; Prepare To Die." From one of the best comedic fairy tales ever! |
"Hold Your Horses. Even Horses Need To Be Held Sometimes." Hyenas (or Hyena, or Hyenae, or Hyenœ), Do Too, For That Matter. |
"Hugz?" No love for the cactus. Why so prickly? |
"If Live Gives You Melons, You May Be Dyslexic." Or you may have just scored some free melons. So don't complain! |
"If You Believe In Telekinesis, Please Raise My Hand." Genius! |
"Imposter!" Will the real mouse please stand up? Thank you. |
"Kids Today Have No Idea What This Is." Or why it was ever called "floppy." For that matter, I never knew why it was called "floppy." |
"I Only Like NY As A Friend." Until it's "Facebook official," it means nothing anyway, right? |
"Misuse Of 'Literally' Makes Me Figuratively Insane." Couldn't agree more. |
"Moo...I'm A Goat." And by the time they've figured out that it's not supposed to make sense, you're long gone! |
"My Butt Hurts." "What?" Priceless! |
"Piñatas: Victims Of Child Abuse." Are we really teaching our kids that it's OK to beat someone senseless as long as their insides are filled with candy? #smh |
"It's Okay, Pluto. I'm Not A Planet Either." Heck, I'm not even a dwarf planet! |
"Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Hate Rhyming...Zebra." If only the shirt had a picture of a zebra, it'd be a sure-fire winner! |
"I'm Fine." It's just a flesh wound. |
"The Following Statement Is True. The Previous Statement Is False." Think about that for a while until your brain explodes. Kaboom! |
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