~ Larry Elder, journalist
"I've been in therapy. I know enough about myself now
to know that I really don't need to know anymore."
~ Larry David, comedian
"I'm happy to be here. I'm happy to
be anywhere. I'm not kidding."
~ Larry Hagman, actor
"What's better? Dogs or broomsticks?
I mean, will the world really ever know?"
~ Larry Bird, basketball player
"Treat your life like something to be sculpted."
~ Larry Niven, novelist
"I remind myself every morning: Nothing
I say this day will teach me anything. So if
I'm going to learn, I must do it by listening."
~ Larry King, television host
"The two most misused words in the entire English
vocabulary are love and friendship. A true friend
would die for you, so when you start trying to count
them on one hand, you don't need any fingers."
~ Larry Flynt, publisher
"It's hard being black. You ever been black?
I was black once – when I was poor."
~ Larry Holmes, boxer
"Self-parody is the first portent of age."
~ Larry McMurtry, novelist
"If two people were exactly alike,
one of them would be unnecessary."